helloooo theeere!
updated sept. 2024

hi, i'm @zoneOplanEL, who is the fathermother of the calamityduo name & cduo as a whole. alas i have been brutally & permanently suspended off the shitface surface of elon musk's twitter. i #voted Exile Tommy & i wish he stayed dead. i got suspended march 30th 2023 & i will NEVER diesince that means the original calamitytwt list is gone (unfortunately), feel free to scroll to the end where there's a mini faq due to dumb silly questions i've seen asked

anyway, no i will not be giving this carrd up Ever. i have an attachment to cduo than is stronger than any bond you will ever have with your father

p.s. obligatory shoutout to luka purpledKYS (my vice president)

MINI FAQ !Q: wtf does calamity mean?
A: it's basically a synonym for disaster; chaos! chaoticduo sounded lame as shit, so i decided on calamity. it's a pretty sounding & looking word to me. also they get into a bunch of fun & hectic shit together or alone; the game is in the name!Q: what does it have to do with quackity & tommy?
A: i think basing duo names off of just lore or headcanons is fun but not my style, so i came up with calamityduo. when they're usually together, their chemistry is much to the likes of being wild & indulging in tomfoolery, & i believe even the word calamity can be placed in a good light. but moralt dubious is good too. they're these orbs of friendliness & fuckton chaos that i just think is very synonymous in nature. they're very similar in different fonts, at least presented through their "performances". they're like eachother's favourite cousins that they only get to see once a month at the family reunion or like that kid they met at the park when they were 7. it's wonderous & childlike bliss.Q: still not convinced. what else?
A: another tidbit is that the antonym of the word calamity is "godsend" or "blessing"! i've known both c!quackity & c!tommy have been one of the few heavily involved with church prime in the past & i found it nice to allude to that because i also enjoy church prime lore!
p.s cquackity totally prayed for ctommy when he died in the prison that is so funny (agonized)